"What is this doing here?"
"What's happening?" she thought. "I shouldn't have it. Hmm... Maybe I can try to use it to pee."
So she went to the toilet, holding "her" penis, only to find it shrinking, disappearing.
"Oh, it's gone. Oh well, I guess that's it."
Down to breakfast she went, toast and bacon, the usual she had.
"Why was that sticking out of me?" it bothered her.
"Mum, do you know what?" she called her.
"What?"
"I woke up with an eggplant."
"An eggplant?" she asked in a tone of disbelief.
"Yes. A skin, flesh eggplant."
"But you're a girl," her mother stated the obvious.
"I know, I've always been. That's the weird part. Why me?"
"Why you? Ask the Y chromosome owner."
"I meant why is it on me."
"Of course you meant that, is it still?"
"No."
"Then it's settled. Besides, you have to go to school, remember?"
"Oh yes, it's just another manic Monday. See you, mother."
So she bathed and prepared, later going to school. Nearly late she was, having to sneak into class.
Ah, there he was, the boy of her dreams, Elton.
"Hey, Elton, has the teacher came yet?"
"No, not yet. You're late today."
"Oh, something happened."
"I see."
"I-"
"Good morning, teacher." Everyone stood up and greeted.
"Sit down, textbooks page 124."
"What happened?" he whispered to her.
"I had a penis."
"You had a what!?"
"Ahem. Elton, read the paragraph."
"When the stars fell down upon him,"
"Wrong paragraph! Were you not listening?"
"Alice, help him."
"Ahh, so it's this paragraph," Alice said.
"Ahh. When he woke up from his deep slumber,..."
"Great. He got scolded because of me," she thought.
After he finished reading, he said in a soft voice, "Are you serious?"
"Yes," she whispered back. "I woke up touching it, seeing it, flesh and all."
"No bone?"
"Definitely not."
"Weird."
"Told you it was a penis."
"But how? How could it be possible?"
"This doesn't make sense at all."
"Biology..."
"What about it?"
"Genes, perhaps."
"Well, I'm failing Biology, don't even know what are genes."
"..."
"Ring..." Recess.
"Hey, Alice, Amy, what do you guys want to eat for recess?" she asked her best friends.
"Pizza!" Amy exclaimed.
"It's too unhealthy..." Alice commented.
"Plus our canteen has no pizza."
"I packed my own."
"Wow. How about you, Alice?"
"Broccoli and green brussel sprouts."
"Yuck!"
"I have to agree with Amy on this one."
"Well, you like pizza, I like broccoli."
"I'm going for a Vegemite sandwich."
"Classic."
So they ordered, while Amy found empty seats in the canteen of sardines.
"Guess what girls, last night I had a penis!"
"A what!?"
"What the!?"
"Yes. I woke up with one."
"But... XX chromosome. Why?"
"What's a chromosome?"
"Ahh... To put it simple, you're a girl. Why have one!?"
"Oh. I don't know why either. Just woke up with one."
"You think it'll go away?" Amy asked.
"Oh, sure. It's gone."
"Man, I didn't get to see it in it's glory."
"Eww..."
"So... Better change the topic."
"Party animals!!!"
And so on they chatted, a tea party of cheerfulness. Recess ended, back to class.
"Where's the teacher?" the students asked the class monitor, the teacher having not appeared for ten minutes.
"I'll go find him."
Short while later, "He's sick," the monitor said. "It's a free period now."
So she slept, slept in a nap. In her dream, she found "herself" drinking beer at a bar with her friends.
"Ugh... I'm so drunk."
"Me too."
"I'm getting giddy..."
"What happened!?" she said, waking up from her dreams in a cold sweat. "I'm not supposed to drink beer. I'm still a minor."
In the real world she found herself, outside pitch dark. It was still night, just a Saturday night. She had fallen asleep watching a movie on the couch.
"So, it was only a dream. Hey, do I have a penis?" she asked herself, opening up her nightgown to check.
None she saw, and a sigh of relief she let out, then went back to sleep.
"I have always been a girl, haven't I?" she wondered.
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